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Overseeing the operation will be the Son'a officer, Captain Monster Mash. (Shown here with his wife, the beautiful Candice Bergen)
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Highly distinguishable by their use of earth tones in their common attires (mostly browns and beige).
Overseeing the operation will be the Son'a officer, Captain Monster Mash. (Shown here with his wife, the beautiful Candice Bergen)
WELCOME TO DIE
​Welcome, Baku! Thanks for taking a pause out of your modern technology lacking activities to check our website using a computer you found in that shed filled with technological equipement you use when your dumb amish philosophies fail you.
UPCOMING EVENTS
12 JAN
Deportation of the Baku.
28 JAN
Activation of the collector.
05 FEB
Profit???
CONTACT US
Call us at:
1-800-555-0451
Location:
The next star on the right, past that f*cking red gas
FOLLOW US
HEROES TOROUGHT HISTORY
2012
Desmond Miles eats the sun.
2567
Sargeant Dude gets the codes to Halo and uses them to destroy the Convenience Stores using a Pelican.
Two-Thousand Whatever
The Baku give up the planet they don't own for the greater good of everyone ever.